There's one of those marquee signs on a trailer just south of town. It sits next to an open chain link gate.
It reads:
Henry's Gifts and Decor
WE HAVE LIVE WORMS
I don't have anything to add to this. You're on your own.
WE HAVE LIVE WORMS
I don't have anything to add to this. You're on your own.
4 comments:
Personally, I think live worms make a wonderful gift. So warm and caring. The gift that keeps on wiggling. Y'all be sure to bring me some next time you pass through town at 5:00 am, okay?
While it is true worms as gifts are lovely and always appreciated by any hostess, it's the decorative aspect that is most appealing. Just imagine a wriggling slimy mass of nightcrawlers in a bowl on your coffee table. How lovely!
well -- ick.
Make folks think a little bit...go re-arrange the letters in "live" and see if there's any reaction.
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