Monday, August 27, 2007

remember red wigglers?

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There's one of those marquee signs on a trailer just south of town. It sits next to an open chain link gate.

It reads:

Henry's Gifts and Decor
WE HAVE LIVE WORMS

I don't have anything to add to this. You're on your own.

4 comments:

CruiserMel said...

Personally, I think live worms make a wonderful gift. So warm and caring. The gift that keeps on wiggling. Y'all be sure to bring me some next time you pass through town at 5:00 am, okay?

Virginia Lee said...

While it is true worms as gifts are lovely and always appreciated by any hostess, it's the decorative aspect that is most appealing. Just imagine a wriggling slimy mass of nightcrawlers in a bowl on your coffee table. How lovely!

Williebee said...

well -- ick.

Luke said...

Make folks think a little bit...go re-arrange the letters in "live" and see if there's any reaction.