You know those guys you get behind in the 10 items or less lane? The ones with their kids with them, and they tell their 8 year old "Here, you take these 8 things, and your little brother can take these 6. And Daddy will take these 10, and we're all ok..."?
Ran into another one of those the other day. I hear he's getting his "Handicapped" tag for his mirror next week.