Have you seen the new commercial for Total cereal? Mom loans her old tight comfortable/cool jeans to her daughter. After seeing them on her, Mom eats cereal, loses weight and then asks for the jeans back.
Now, that's kinda heartwarming, right?
But, while Mom munches down on breakfast cereal, daughter is shown escorting a series of different men/boys back to her room.
At the end of the commercial Mom only cares about the same thing that everyone else already did, getting the girl out of her jeans.
See, if I spent the commercials trekking to the fridge for a beer, I wouldn't have to think about this stuff....