Sunday, January 14, 2007

Playing back the conversations in your head

Ever script a conversation in your head AND have it actually happen
JUST like that in real time?

Like this one earlier today:

Me, on the cell phone with my Auntie --

Auntie: Whatcha doin?

Me: Making lunch.

Auntie: What are you making?

Me: Hang on a sec.

(Into the fast food squawk box) I'll have a #1, no cheese, Diet Coke.

Auntie: Yeah, That's what I thought.


But sometimes? Not so much:

Me, same cell phone, with my bride.

BoB: Watcha doin'?

Me: Hangin' out with the guys, watching the game.

BoB: Cool. Where?

Me: Hang on a sec.

Girl at table: Lap dance is twenty bucks, sweetie.... Just like the last one.

BoB: Yeah, that's what I thought.


CruiserMel said...

Laughing too hard. Can't. Type. *snort*

Dezdmona said...

Oh Spew!

mist1 said...

I'm making that for lunch today.

Williebee said...

dez - Thank you! exactly the response it deserves.

mist -- umm which one? :)