Friday, January 26, 2007

A whole new meaning to "Sugar Buzz" --


So, according to USAToday a molecular scientist from Durham, NC, Doctor Robert Bohannon, has developed something called a "buzz doughnut"; a caffeine enhanced little beasty that is supposed to be the equivalent of TWO cups of coffee.

Is nothing sacred?

I'm reminded of the line from Jurassic Park. Scientists spend so much time trying to figure out HOW to do something that they don't have time to think about whether or not they SHOULD.

You want to over caffeinate something? Focus on something useful... I don't know. Maybe edible liquid sexual aids.

Help a guy stay up and ... um... uh... up.

1 comment:

CruiserMel said...

Here's a suggestion: stick "it" through the donut and you can absorb via your, uh....through it. And if that doesn't work - the actual donut makes a great conversation starter. "Here DW, want a donut?"