Thursday, February 08, 2007

Sex vs. slacks?

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NEW YORK, Feb 5 (Reuters Life!) - For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple -- they go for the clothes.

Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel, with 2 percent ready to abstain from sex for three years in exchange for new duds, according to a new survey of about 1,000 women in 10 U.S. cities.

Well that's just silly. What guy's going to pay a girl to NOT have sex with him?

"I... I'll buy you anything. New shoes... I'll buy you new shoes if you'll just NOT touch me right.. right...THERE. Ooohhh, yeah."
Excuse me. I need to get a towel... and my Sears card.


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OK, I had to come back and add to this after something was brought to my attention.

If I could PICK who the girl was? You betcha. If I could make the deal that my darling daughter didn't have sex with ANYONE for 15 months? I'd be a check writin' fool. I am in absolutely no hurry to be a grandparent. (I just want to get her through college.)

9 comments:

CruiserMel said...

Somebody owes me some sex. That's all I have to say. 1,016,413 months. Is that enough to rate an outfit?

mist1 said...

Every kind of sex? Because if there are a few exceptions to the rule, I'm all for it. Buy me shoes and let's get experimental.

Steven Novak said...

If she had a really gross STD I might pay her not to have sex with me. :)

Steve~

Williebee said...

mel? I could pass that on to Kasim????

mist. -- It just said sex, so I guess all sex, even battery operated. Hmm, if you included clothes that came with their own battery operated devices.....?

Steven -- That puts a mercenary spin on things. "You buy me this outfit, and I won't give you this STD in your sleep!"

CruiserMel said...

Sure, he probably already thinks I'm a little scarey. This'll put the nail in the coffin. *tongue firmly planted in cheek - you know I'd kill ya* Luff, CM

CruiserMel said...

BTW, is that picture your doggie? Very cute.

Williebee said...

That is in fact, Dakotah the Wonder Mutt. Born in the wild, raised in the house by cats. Says she doesn't need a pet pyschic. Just a little more scotch in her bowl...

CruiserMel said...

High-five to Dakotah. I'll send her a bottle of single-malt soon.

Dezdmona said...

I got enough clothes. *big grin*