Tuesday, February 13, 2007

You don't have the stones...

Always thought that phrase was some kind of challenge. Turns out it's a blessing. (My thanks for all the kind thoughts and words.)

"I don't need to see you again for six months or so...." the nice Urologist said. Of course, this was shortly after he had his finger up my bum. (I feel so used.)

But, no more stones. Oh, and no, I didn't get to keep the beasties I passed. They got sent off to "the lab". Probably some weird candlelit crypt where drug reps gather around them and invoke spells to increase their customer base.

I was at a restaurant/sports bar in town a couple weeks ago. Some drug rep had just left about fifty product pens on the bar for bartenders/waitresses to hand out. I don't think they understood that it was for a heartburn drug.

I took two and ordered the barbecue.


Anonymous said...

thank God for small presents, very small presents,even tho they felt like boulders. A happy valentine's day indeed.

mist1 said...

I love free pens.

CruiserMel said...

Dammit mist - I was gonna claim the free pens. Grrrrr.

Dezdmona said...

“You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need”

...the Stones said as they Rolled away.